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First Jokes: The code
A CIA officer in Latin American countries, the task of finding the secret assistants are located in the capital city region
On arriving at the house to look, he saw an old man sitting in front of the door.
- Kettles and pans are correct here, right? - He uses encryption.
- Warm and any pan? - Man replied - If you want to see the American spy that he lived on the 2nd floor, room 13.
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A first cowboys to New York and see the fortune telling machine, it looks like a public telephone cabinets. He and drop coins into the cabin, the printer paper as follows:
- Englishman John Bill, 1.85 m tall and weighs 105 kg. He is 23 and ready for 8:30 train. You're gonna be great term!
- The other guy was still amazed when a man walked up to the Indians, he also assured that this game is incredible. Two guests try exchanging hats and other clothes to trick the machine. John Bill to put a coin into the cabin and stand, printed paper as follows:
- He still is John Bill, 1.85 m tall, weighs 105 pounds and 23 years old, but now he has:
- Missed the 8:30 train.
- Lost and wallets clothes and roller gun.
- Was his scabies infection.
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Once two men talking to each other in park
- I live poor because he tat.Con disease?
- I live a happy life because of illness!
- Why?
- Since I'm a physician!
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There was a guy that everyone goes to the market to buy or sell something. Looking back I saw there was something to buy, did not have something to sell, he ran home and then crushed with a brick to pack into a small package. When brought to the market, he's Ad:
- Who does not buy mosquito repellent?
- People are flocking to buy immediately, a polished expired. Suddenly the last person back asking him: How is this medicine?
- He calmly: She took it home to catch the mosquitoes mouth it pointed out, this drug is how to die well.
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Two longtime physician chatted during breaks sideline scientific conferences:
- For the first time in my life have committed serious professional errors. - One person expressed frustration with the tone.
- So keep calm recounted the incident see why! - The encouragement colleagues.
- I for one patient cured after a single visit, but do not know he's a millionaire.
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One guy changed it to the bank money. Prudent banker carefully review the check and asked:
- The sign in here does not seem very calm?
- I know. This guy has shutdown director who was pointing a gun at the chest are shaking!
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Jokes 7: An opinion
Night of the first performance, the author plays special invitations to a famous theater critic. At the lower screen, critics found sleeping headline jackfruit, playwrights falsetto
- I was eagerly looking forward to his remarks, that he had come here just to sleep!
- The guest replied calmly: Sleep is also an opinion that!
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Jokes 8: Condensed information
're Editing a reporter's article, editorial secretary called him to reprimand this:
- This article just write in 50 words, that he wrote 500 letters! Do you know an area such quotes on how much money? Take "condensed" to me!
- Finally, it posted the following message: "Thanh X. Nguyen, Ha Noi. Evening 22/5, soi see petrol lighters has expired or not. Gasoline. X. life 30-year-old"
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Jokes 9: Understand your boss ..
Staff to meet with you, scratching their heads:
- Sir, your house tomorrow to clean up. I was tasked with cleaning up her entire house, cooking, washing curtains, cleaning doors, windows, garden cleaning ...
- But the company tomorrow and have a lot of work, I can not leave him be!
- Thank you boss. You know your boss can always make wise decisions!
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Jokes 10: Courtesy.
- You lost it?
- No! But I play for the other team.
- They sell dear?
- They do not!
In a stadium brawl happened.
- What happened? An audience member asked innocently.
- Do not you see it? We hu-li-near London hit the referee - who sat next to interpretation.
- But why? The match has not yet started, but the other!
- Because immediately after the game ended, the regular trips last ship will depart for England, and his fear he could not train ...
Jokes 11: opt
A woman or choosy in buying shoes store. After watching dozens of pairs, she told my friend: "She Oh, I see most of the shoes first, she gave it to me."
- "Madam, unfortunately," the trade who waved his hand: "One other she bought it 3 hours ago.
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A woman or choosy in buying shoes store. After watching dozens of pairs, she told my friend: "She Oh, I see most of the shoes first, she gave it to me."
- "Madam, unfortunately," the trade who waved his hand: "One other she bought it 3 hours ago.
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A disciple Liu Ling hand leaning against a bar counter, can boast the ability to distinguish any type of alcohol while blindfolded.
Many shops are betting he will not do that.
English waitress wine making each and every time he guessed well.
That alone, the waiter brought a glass of water. Hands try a sip of wine and immediately spit out, confessed:
- Do not know what the hell drinks, but I guess the point: would not sell.
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