School Jokes humor fun
Jokes No. 01: Students today
- I do not think is appropriate here to sleep. I could be home sleeping there!
- Teacher's okay, sir, and you just hope he whispered a little!
- !!!!!
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Jokes No. 02: Go crazy teacher must also
Teacher: You just said the moon or farther away than the sun?
Games: beyond the sun, sir.
Teacher: Why?
Games: Why the Run My sir
Teacher: No, why?
Games: Ung Hoang Phuc's Why sir!
Teacher: No, the teacher is Why it.!
Games: Why? Oh! Why DBSK.
Teacher: Oh god, I have how?
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Jokes No. 03: Dose yourself
One student told the players of both rooms:
Eventually have a girl because I take the chance. Both rooms arguing:
- Who is that you, as heard small talk?
- Little Red side rather use one class!
- Small to say something to you?
- Small said, "Ask him huh? Tui rather than jumping. "
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Jokes No. 04: Where Blood
A teacher giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, if I do a handstand, as you all know, the blood will put down my head and face will turn red."
The class chorused:
- Yes, sir!
The teacher asks joy:
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Jokes No. 05: Do not want to go to school
In the morning, her mother woke her son: "Wake up baby, time to go to school then."
- But why do I have to go to school. I do not want to go anywhere.
- I offer two reasons why you do not see what school?
- I hate kids and the teachers hate me.
- The reason was not legitimate at all. What goes up immediately.
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Jokes No. 06: Nature of Gold
During practice chemistry
Teacher: beyond the obvious nature of gold: shiny appearance, good thermal conductivity, good electrical. You tell me what gold there anymore chemical properties.
Teo was found asleep.
Teacher: Teo let me know what quality gold conco too?
Teo: Gold sir also more volatile nature of man.
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Jokes No. 07: Hour test
On the way home from school, saw unusually quiet Hoang Dung surprise:
- Why boyfriend seems so lifeless?
- Today I have checked, but I have to submit the white paper!
- Probably should not study white paper do not have to pay anything.
- No, the other day I dreamed that anybody hear me copies of will be zero, and whoever caught her cheating you will be rewarded with 10 points So yesterday I did not even study, to sit watch today if anyone does not spin well, any doubt ...
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Jokes No. 08: Giving fasting
Teacher asks students:
- I always stand last month class, why do not you have to compete with your friends?
- Ma'am, she has taught me is to concede your friends!
- She:!?!?
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