Jokes funny love in the world
Jokes funny love in the world
- No husband is an international trend of the economy while spending very dilatory and stagnant, inflation is still higher voltages.
- Do not fight the life style of the people and the sophistication level mogul, just like sitting in a chair, sipping coffee, or play against cricket empire.
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School girls in Hanoi, midnight get the message: "Hey, you do not get used? I have a boyfriend yet? "
- Do you then you sir!
- Well, your father here, start the car to go home early tomorrow at meeting this family!
The next day the girl refused, the midnight messages:
- I got to do to be my friend? Allows you to familiarize know! I have a boyfriend yet?
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Jokes 3: Discuss Love
The doctor said: "Love is a disease, it is necessary to treat the patient lying in bed mode".
Physicist: Why did you call love is a disease where it is consumed so much energy. Must call love is active.
Housing mechanics: Why is it called love is active, before the main machine assembly stands still? Must call love is art.
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Jokes 4: Maybe ...
One pair are dating in cinema. In the film, the wife is angry, shouted at her husband because he was cheating.
- What do you think of that phantom?
- Nothing, I'm thinking the latter, as is my husband, so I have not been yelled at, huh?
-!!?!!???
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Jokes 5: Suffer alone
It rained. A couple walking on the street. Rain holding umbrellas husband alone, wife intense exasperation.
- I only know her! I was all wet and miserable without him why?
- I love you! Do you get wet very painful, but if you are then you suffer! ... So let me bear the pain alone.
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Jokes 6th: Indecipherable
The doctor asked the girl at the door was equivocal:
- Hey, do you visit?
- Yes, I do not care, sir! I ask my doctor to work at all.
- Please just tell her.
- Yes, I ask you to read the status of the letter I just sent us love.
- Letter of why she asked me to read, she does not know the word you?
- Yes, I know the word, but because people love you and are so new doctor to ask him.
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Jokes 7th: Why is that?
Adam and Eve lived very happy together. A breakfast meeting God, Adam asked:
- Dear God, beautiful Eva. Why did he do to her so beautiful?
- I always wanted to watch her.
- Her skin was smooth as a new star!
- For me always want to touch her instead!
- She has a pleasant scent.
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Jokes 8th: Do not need that much
A young millionaire told the actress he's beautiful fall for him:
- How would you feel if the two of us together spend his money?
- Okay!
- He wants his life we do so!
- I do not think it takes so much time to spend all his money
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- Honey, tell me about the passionate love affair of his previous go!
- I sympathize, I do not want foolish again.
- He said what was that?
- Because of the situation previously, the story ends there.
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Jokes No. 10: How well anyway
A girl who loves to ask:
- If you choose the $ 1 million or he would choose anyway?
- He sighed anyway too. He took a million dollars.
- So you do not love me?
- Yes! But if you blame money, he or she would leave him alone, because no one took such an idiot.
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Jokes 11: Three topics in the dating
The first guy dating a girlfriend, do not know what to say, he consulted his father and get advice:
- There are three themes are better: food, family, and philosophy.
- They met, after a few minutes of silence is difficult to say, he was on topic: Do not like spinach?
- No! Match the girl replied and sat up.
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Husband came home from work, his young wife wept after:
- I make him dish pie, but I inadvertently gone to eat cat!
- Hold me go! If something happens to it, he will buy you more beautiful cats.
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