School Jokes humor fun

School Jokes humor fun 

Jokes No. 01: Students today 
- I do not think is appropriate here to sleep. I could be home sleeping there!

- Teacher's okay, sir, and you just hope he whispered a little!

- !!!!!
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Jokes No. 02: Go crazy teacher must also

Teacher: You just said the moon or farther away than the sun?
Games: beyond the sun, sir.
Teacher: Why?
Games: Why the Run My sir
Teacher: No, why?
Games: Ung Hoang Phuc's Why sir!
Teacher: No, the teacher is Why it.!
Games: Why? Oh! Why DBSK.
Teacher: Oh god, I have how?
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Jokes No. 03: Dose yourself 

One student told the players of both rooms:

Eventually have a girl because I take the chance. Both rooms arguing:

- Who is that you, as heard small talk?

- Little Red side rather use one class!

- Small to say something to you?

- Small said, "Ask him huh? Tui rather than jumping. "
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Jokes No. 04: Where Blood 

A teacher giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, if I do a handstand, as you all know, the blood will put down my head and face will turn red."

The class chorused:

- Yes, sir!

The teacher asks joy:
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Jokes No. 05: Do not want to go to school 

In the morning, her mother woke her son: "Wake up baby, time to go to school then."

- But why do I have to go to school. I do not want to go anywhere.

- I offer two reasons why you do not see what school?

- I hate kids and the teachers hate me.

- The reason was not legitimate at all. What goes up immediately.
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Jokes No. 06: Nature of Gold 

During practice chemistry

Teacher: beyond the obvious nature of gold: shiny appearance, good thermal conductivity, good electrical. You tell me what gold there anymore chemical properties.

Teo was found asleep.

Teacher: Teo let me know what quality gold conco too?

Teo: Gold sir also more volatile nature of man.
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Jokes No. 07: Hour test 

On the way home from school, saw unusually quiet Hoang Dung surprise:

- Why boyfriend seems so lifeless?

- Today I have checked, but I have to submit the white paper!

- Probably should not study white paper do not have to pay anything.

- No, the other day I dreamed that anybody hear me copies of will be zero, and whoever caught her cheating you will be rewarded with 10 points So yesterday I did not even study, to sit watch today if anyone does not spin well, any doubt ...
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Jokes No. 08: Giving fasting 

Teacher asks students:

- I always stand last month class, why do not you have to compete with your friends?

- Ma'am, she has taught me is to concede your friends!

- She:!?!?

Jokes funny love in the world

Jokes funny love in the world 

First Jokes: Why not get married 

- No husband is an international trend of the economy while spending very dilatory and stagnant, inflation is still higher voltages.

- Do not fight the life style of the people and the sophistication level mogul, just like sitting in a chair, sipping coffee, or play against cricket empire.

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2nd Jokes: Excellent 

School girls in Hanoi, midnight get the message: "Hey, you do not get used? I have a boyfriend yet? "

- Do you then you sir!

- Well, your father here, start the car to go home early tomorrow at meeting this family!

The next day the girl refused, the midnight messages:

- I got to do to be my friend? Allows you to familiarize know! I have a boyfriend yet?

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Jokes 3: Discuss Love 

The doctor said: "Love is a disease, it is necessary to treat the patient lying in bed mode".

Physicist: Why did you call love is a disease where it is consumed so much energy. Must call love is active. 

Housing mechanics: Why is it called love is active, before the main machine assembly stands still? Must call love is art.

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Jokes 4:  Maybe ... 

One pair are dating in cinema. In the film, the wife is angry, shouted at her husband because he was cheating. 

- What do you think of that phantom? 

- Nothing, I'm thinking the latter, as is my husband, so I have not been yelled at, huh? 

-!!?!!???

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Jokes 5: Suffer alone 

It rained. A couple walking on the street. Rain holding umbrellas husband alone, wife intense exasperation. 

- I only know her! I was all wet and miserable without him why? 

- I love you! Do you get wet very painful, but if you are then you suffer! ... So let me bear the pain alone.

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Jokes 6th: Indecipherable 

The doctor asked the girl at the door was equivocal: 

- Hey, do you visit? 

- Yes, I do not care, sir! I ask my doctor to work at all. 

- Please just tell her. 

- Yes, I ask you to read the status of the letter I just sent us love. 

- Letter of why she asked me to read, she does not know the word you? 

- Yes, I know the word, but because people love you and are so new doctor to ask him. 

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Jokes 7th:  Why is that? 

Adam and Eve lived very happy together. A breakfast meeting God, Adam asked: 

- Dear God, beautiful Eva. Why did he do to her so beautiful? 

- I always wanted to watch her​​. 

- Her skin was smooth as a new star! 

- For me always want to touch her ​​instead! 

- She has a pleasant scent. 

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Jokes 8th: Do not need that much 

A young millionaire told the actress he's beautiful fall for him: 

- How would you feel if the two of us together spend his money? 

- Okay! 

- He wants his life we do so! 

- I do not think it takes so much time to spend all his money

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Jokes No. 9: Grilled wild again 

- Honey, tell me about the passionate love affair of his previous go!

- I sympathize, I do not want foolish again.

- He said what was that?

- Because of the situation previously, the story ends there.

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Jokes No. 10: How well anyway 

A girl who loves to ask: 

- If you choose the $ 1 million or he would choose anyway? 

- He sighed anyway too. He took a million dollars. 

- So you do not love me? 

- Yes! But if you blame money, he or she would leave him alone, because no one took such an idiot.

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Jokes 11: Three topics in the dating 

The first guy dating a girlfriend, do not know what to say, he consulted his father and get advice: 

- There are three themes are better: food, family, and philosophy. 

- They met, after a few minutes of silence is difficult to say, he was on topic: Do not like spinach? 

- No! Match the girl replied and sat up.

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Jokes No. 12: Unfortunately, cats or cakes? 

Husband came home from work, his young wife wept after:

- I make him dish pie, but I inadvertently gone to eat cat!

- Hold me go! If something happens to it, he will buy you more beautiful cats.